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I’m Not Rude. I’m From Jersey. — 32 oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a straw lid

$25.00
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I’m Not Rude. I’m From Jersey. — 32 oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a straw lid

$25.00
Serving up 32 oz of the unvarnished truth.

No sugar coating. No filter. No apologies. Just pure Jersey.

This double-walled stainless steel bottle keeps your drink cold (or hot) while making one thing perfectly clear: I’m not rude. I’m from Jersey. There’s a difference.

With 32 oz of capacity, vacuum insulation, a foldable straw, and a rotating carry handle, it’s ready for the gym, the office, the beach, the road—or wherever you plan on telling it like it is.

Stay hydrated. Speak your mind. Blame Jersey.

The details:
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity
• Wide-mouth foldable straw for easy sipping
• Rotating handle for convenient carrying
• Glossy finish
• Anti-slip patch included
• Height: 9.92" (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54" (9 cm)

Please note: Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Blank product sourced from China.

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
32 oz 3 ½ 9 ⅞ 10 ¾ 3 ⅛

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